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a man walks into a bar and sees a big jar full of money. he asks the bartender what its for and he says "I have a horse in back, if u make him laugh you can have the money." the man goes out back and the horse starts busting up laughing. the bartender was surprised but gave him the money.
a month later the man went back into the bar and the jar was full again. he asked the bartender what he had to do to win the money this time and the bartender said, "make my horse cry."
so the man makes the horse cry. the bartender gave him the money then says, "ok many have tried to make my horse laugh and then you do it in a matter of seconds, then many tried to make it cry. How did you do it?"
The man replied, "first I told him my dick was bigger than his, then i showed him.":)
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Life may be hard and you may get scared,
But, that is how it is so, be prepared.
I want you to know that the world is mean,
On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green.
Look to a friend or someone you trust,
Holding them close is kind of a must.
You'll need to be strong and not too proud,
If you are afraid, just get loud.
Stand up for what it is you believe,
If you fail, dont give up and leave.
Be yourself and don't let anyone change you,
To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true.
Follow your heart where ever it leads,
But, remember life goes on when it bleeds.
No matter what happens I will always care,
Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare.
"Everybody needs a little wood"
peace and out... ~The Wood
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