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Originally posted by Haunted
I'm going to Hell for this:
Why did Hitler really kill himself?
He got his gas bill.
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hahahaha
John dies and arrives in hell. He’s met by the devil and told that each person is offered several choices of torture that run in 1,000-year cycles.
The devil leads him to room after room of torture, each more horrible than the next. Finally, they go to a room where a young college co-ed is performing oral sex on a man drinking beer.
John tells the devil, “This is more like it!”
The devil says, “Are you sure? It lasts for a thousand years!”
John replies, “Yes!”
So the devil walks over to the young woman and says, “You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”