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Old 01-14-2006, 10:28 AM
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That was awful IA, but it was pretty damn funny.:D

A lady goes through the check out line at her supermarket. She buy a single tv dinner, one roll of toilet paper, one bar of soap, and one single serving can of soup.

The check out guy looks at her and says, "You single?"

She says, "Yeah can't you tell by my groceries?"

The check out guy responds, "No it's because you're fucking ugly."

:D That was one of my ex boyfriend's jokes he got out of Playboy.
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