I don't know if it's just me or if I'm insane, but I usually put up with the twits. I mean, I went to the theatre w/ a couple of my girl friends once and we were the only ones there except this old fart (no offense to you wiser, kinder individuals) sat right next to me w/ only one seat in between us and half way thruogh he starts playing w/ himself. now, I only go to really crowded movies. that was sooo tramatizing. we tried to move but he thought we didn't notice when he moved and sat right behind us. It was horribe!!! The breathing.... the moaning.... ugh!!!
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Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!
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