LMAO...OMG!...Not THAT kinda club...Hmm, I'm gonna post some links to the actual clubs that I go to...Oooh, here's one:

The guy that runs that one (Myke) is a friend of mine...
It's a lot of fun
I'm gonna look up some actual links for the others...
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be