[The STE]

"Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic."
nuh-uh, they still have the metal ones you need to open with bottle openers

"They have always had cable."
I know plenty of people without cable

"They cannot fathom not having a remote control."
I went 3 months without a remote (I lost it)

"They never took a swim and thought about Jaws."
I have

"They don't know who Mork was or where he was from."
got it on DVD

"They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane"."
Yeah I have

"They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R even is."
JR Ewing from Dallas. I don't care who shot him because I don't like the show.

"McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers."
yeah it did

"They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter."
You...TYPE. It's pretty fucking easy


Though I do feel old, or I did, when talking to friends about movies. I said something about 2001: A Space Odyssey, and someone I was with had NEVER HEARD OF IT! So I loaned my copy to her.