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Old 01-06-2006, 04:45 AM
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This reminds me of something I saw on one of those 'Banned from TV' videos a few years back....

A guy drove his truck on to a bridge and stopped in the middle, halting traffic. He then proceeded to get out and looked like he was thinking about jumping as he was standing on the edge looking down. Then he seemed to have second thoughts and went back and got in his truck. (Suicide attempt #1 aborted) About thirty seconds later, the whole inside of the cab of the truck goes up in flames. A few seconds after the that, the drivers side door opens and the guy comes out coughing, but very much alive. (Suicide attempt #2 aborted.) He then proceeds to walk around the back of his truck, grab a shotgun out of the back and blow his head off right there in the middle of the street.

Now my question is this... If you have a loaded shotgun at your disposal, why the hell would you try to commit suicide by flame?
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