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Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve. Damn clumbsy construction workers :(
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Thats a pretty good one, My girlfriend got...
While cleaning out a garbage disposal, your husband will incidentally turn it on, You will die from massive blood loss.
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Hang the body in the shed
Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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