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Old 12-30-2005, 04:23 PM
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Check this shit out:

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.



If I ate fast food, that sounds like me. Takin' to long at the food court. It'd either be the neck biting bandit (make sure that he's not a zombie, and if he is, shoot me in the head and be quick about it. I don't think I'd look very good with mottled skin and a gaping dead mouth.) or my mom beating me to death with her pocket book. Eventhough my mom and I are tight, I'm sure she's debated it.
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