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Christmas Gifts and the Meaning of Baskets
So my folks have been getting basker after basket of "gifts" for Christmas. We got one filled with big jugs of pino noir, one with fucking pasta sauce and penne, and one with candy and a stuffed snowman.
What ever happened to just getting a box or a card? Its taking up a whole corner of the our living room and our dog keeps trying to eat it.
Leading me to my question... what was the shittiest gift you've ever gotten?
Mine was pajama pants when I was 20... from my Mexican aunt. They had footies in em'. I was all, "what the fuck". That's what I was like.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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