Hey guys, I've been reading a lot of bitching about how you miss reaming on noobarinos like the days of old. Well, consider this your time to shine. I'm offering myself up as a martyr for all lame, insecure, wuss nooobbes who can't take a punch. So let loose, I know you wanna tell me how lame zombie filmmakers are, how little i know about REAL horror, how infinitessimally obscure my genitalia. Here's even a picture of me with my friends!
this is your get out of jail free card. Bon voyage!