Christmas Carols
Here are a few updated christmas Caroles.
I'll Be Homeless for Christmas
I'll be homeless for Christmas
My bank account has decreed
Please give me money and some food to eat
And hookers so I'm not lonely
Hopefully you'll find me
Not dead on the streets
I'l, be homeless for Christmas
Why can't this just be a dream?
Let Her Blow
Oh, the women nowadays are frightful
And the hookers always have a mouthful
And since I have to pay for a ho
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.
She doesn't show signs of stopping
But my dick is starting its popping
So I turned the lights down low
And let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.
When we finally stop for the night
Her mouth is full with cum
She started to turn out the lights
And started sucking some more
My boner is slowly dying
And, my dear, is finally leaving
But as long as she loves me so
Let her blow, let her blow, let her blow.
I'll post more shortly.
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Originally Posted by ferretchucker
It's not rape if you shout suprise!
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