I skinny dipped in my city hall's fountain at 2am and then pissed on their door handles. Thankfully there were no cops around, that could have been a bad buzz.
i also wiped out on a patch of ice yesterday, but without the excuse of inebriation. also suffering residual tail pain
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Always remember Adam West, William Shatner and Gary Busey.
They are the cornerstones of all we know and perceive.
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