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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
I've seen this film more than probably any other movie out there, but I think it gets better every time. A true masterpiece from start to finish and one of my favorite horror films of all time. (If not #1, it's in the top 3 for sure.)
A+
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)
Not a bad interpretation at all, but still not a remake that needed to be done. There are several things I prefer in the original over this one, however the addition of the sheriff (R. Lee Ermey) and the brutal scene with that guy trying to get himself off the icehook were both welcome additions.
B+
The Dukes of Hazzard
If I could go to the studio and demand the time I spent watching this piece of shit back, I would. I enjoyed Burt Reynolds performance, but other than that there really wasn't even anything remotely entertaining about this film and that's somewhat of a shock because I usually find Sean William Scott (Stifler) very funny. The only good thing about this movie (other than Burt Reynolds) was that they kept Jessica Simpson's lines as minimal as possible, but in all honesty, I don't think her crappy acting could have made this any worse.
D-
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