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Christmas Break
I can't say Winter Break because apparently Jesus is a republican, and I don't wanna be a terrorist.
Where's everybody goin' for Christmas Break? I for one am going to Chicago to deal with the monotony and drudgery that is listening to and looking at my family. I'll be home Saturday and the very next day I have to go to a bar my dad's band is playing at. My dad's 56 years old and he's in a rock band. Mmm.. but the beer is free, so that's cool.
So where ya fuckers goin?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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