here is equality
officer: ok what is going on here
gent: well see me and my girlfriend were arguing. so she hit me in the back with a baseball bat, so i slapped he..
officer: you slapped her?!
gent: well yeh but first she hit me with the base ball bat so ..
officer: but you slapped her
gent: BECAUSE SHE HIT ME WITH THE BASEBALL BAT SO I
officer: you slapped her? ALRIGHT HANDS OVER YOUR HEAD
:D
<~~cop in training
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