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I dunno if they still make it, but there used to be a joke gum called "Bloody Gum" that was just full of red food coloring...you couldn't give it to someone without them figuring out that it was some kind of practical joke gum because even in stick form it was dark, dark RED RED RED. But it would turn your whole mouth a disgusting horrifying bloody red and it was really just fucking horrible. I remember ordering some in the mail in the 70's...actually it came in a package with Onion Gum, Garlic Gum, Hot Chili Gum and some others. Actually the Hot Chili gum was pretty good tasting!
But I digress, if I had a good chunk of change to blow, I would send everyone at HDC their own pack of Bloody Gum, plus one of those trick brandy glasses that have the liquid suspended on the inside and it looks like you can drink from it but it's really an illusion.
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