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Post your sick Xmas ideas here.
1. Ike and Tina Turner dolls with removable black eyes
2. Deliverance the board game
3. Butch Barbie
4. Twister for Dummies
5. My first Taxidermy kit
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I was not born to live a mans life, but to be the stuff of future memory.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
I've never been nice my whole life....but, I'll do my best to be sweet.
I keep my standards low, so I'm never disappointed.
The next words out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit, cos' I am going to be chiseling it on your tombstone.
Trample the weak, Hurdle the dead.
Forgive your enemies......after they are slain.
The God I believe in aint short of cash mister.
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