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Old 12-02-2005, 02:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by deathcurse
Title: Juggalo Massacre

Cast: Phillip Seymour Hoffman, the retarded guy from L.A. Law, and Tony Cox as the hero

Setting: The Gathering of the Juggalos

Genre: Slasher

Plot: Two actual insane clowns escape from the mental institution and Insane Clown Posse's Gathering of the Juggalos happens to be in town that day.

They kill all the Juggalos (in one scene with toxic Faygo like the wine in Street Trash)and Tony Cox kills them when they're done. But not before he mistakes ICP and Twizted as being the murderers, killing them first.

Outcome: The world is rid of all Insane Clowns and their Posses.
I liked it. *Applause*
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Hang the body in the shed
Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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