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Chuck Norris is my hero.
I've never seen a man give himself so many "powers" on a show he produces. Walker Texas Ranger is one of the biggest power trips I've ever seen in my life, and the best part is the guy couldn't act his way out of a parking ticket.
"Mr. Norris has changed the script slightly."
"Oh yeah? What'd he change?"
"Well, this episode, instead of Walker finding the Governor's daughter and rescuing her from the abandoned boathouse before it explodes... he's going to have Native American ancestry and he'll be able to talk to wolves just by looking at them."
"Oh."
"Yeah... Oh yeah, and the script calls for his black sidekick to fall down a lot."
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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