ok ok I got one
A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerck were the condoms are cuz he needs them for his 11 year old daughter.
The clerck responds "Your daughter is sexually active at the age 11!" in disbelief. And the man resonds "No not really, She usually just lays there like her mother."
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IM DIRECTING THIS F*CKING MOO-VAY!
As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away .
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