[Tat2]

There are numerous funny lines in Lake Placid, here area couple that come to mind:

"This is where if I had a dick...I'd tell you to suck it!"
Betty White

"...and when I get back, you can chew the bark off my big fat log."
Hecter

"Was that a Homo-sexual remark?"
The Sheriff

"I keep getting hit with heads!"
Bridget Fonda


The Thing

"Nobody...nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired."
MacReady

"If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how could you tell it was really me?"
Childs

"...I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off what ever it is."
Clark

"I wondered when El-Capitan was going to get a chance to use his pop-gun."
Palmer

"I don't know about Copper, but I give you my word I did not go near that blood."
Gary

"You gotta be fucking kidding"
Palmer