[Marroe]

I hate shit like that. Halloween 2 years ago we were at a little bar, and they had a contest going. I was a zombie, er something dead...I dunno, but whatever it was I did a damn good job with my hair, clothes, makeup, and blood...everyone was commenting on how good of a job I did. When contest time rolled around one of the judges told me he was positive I was gonna win 1st, he just had to get with the other judges. So of course I was excited because the first place prize was $100, second was $20, and third was like a free beer or some shit. They announced the winners and some old trashy bitch that was supposed to be a hula girl won 1st...only because she was showing her ass and had coconuts on her tits, obviously. Anyway, I won 2nd, and my friend who all he did was put on a mask...a fucking cheap ass mask, won the beer. Personally I think someone with a little more creativity should have won the beer.