[stubbornforgey]

my cat..(well..hes not really mine ..he kinda came with the house ..bastard wont go away)

At nights he sits by the glass front door,,and if we ignore him he stands on back hind paws ..n scratches the shit out of the door with his front paws...if we still ignore him..he will then jump to try n reach the door handle.We ignore him for our own amusement..
He is also a great watchcat..!!he attacks any stray dogs that wander onto our property...he just sits back ..pretending to be busy or what ever ..n when the intruder happily strolls past..this fucking cat jumps up and takes swipes at the poor beast.
The phone rings he will jump on top of it n paw knock the earpiece off the hook..Who ever the original owner was..they trained him well...very obedient cat.