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Snakeheads and the Joys of Fish
So my roommate just bought 5 snakeheads. They're still babies, so they're just eating tiny fish right now, but sooner or later they'll be big enough to eat our piece of shit Tiger Oscar or possibly a small rodent of some kind.
After seeing that stupid-ass Frankenfish on the Sci Fi channel I keep thinking when those things are big enough they're gonna crawl out of the tank and eat my roommate while he's sleeping.
...that'd be nuts.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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