Our neighbors down the hall have a dog that can't bark right. It's like that video of the boxer pup that just kinda makes this weird yowling.
Its really scary, three-thirty in the morning and I get woken up by what sounds like a person with no tongue screaming.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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