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Casual Name-Dropping
Hey gang, long time no type (You SUUUCKKK!)
So anyway, I hate when people casually name-drop in the middle of a conversation when it has no bearing or influence on what we're saying.
"I'm going to see Saw 2 tonight."
"Oh really? I saw the first one, my GIRLFRIEND really hated it. I kept telling her its not scary, but y'know... my GIRLFRIEND gets scared so easily."
It's like when celebrities say, "Oh yes, me and USHER are very good friends."
I get it, you have a girlfriend and you objectify her by not giving her a name and merely titling her like you would a fancy car. Great, good job.
So... that's it.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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