I think the "final" installment of Friday the 13th should follow this plot line:
It is just after Jason X's release. Jason Voorhees has just been embarrassed worldwide and must seek out his revenge on the infidels who soiled his good name. The production staff goes to a "celebratory" release party at Camp Crystal Lake, only to be stalked and brutally murdered by the only... thing... that can stop the ruination of an otherwise beautiful franchise.
Corey Feldman not included in ensuing massacre.
I think it will sell big time.
Now I just need a a catchy sub-title... "Friday the 13th XI: Jason Kills Untalented 'Hollywood' Hacks After They Mutilate His Series."
I... I got nothing title-wise... Any suggestions?
*FADE OUT*
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