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My opinion is Halloween is about as anti-religion now as Christmas is pro-religion.
When was the last time anyone woke up on chrimbo day and thought 'happy birthday JC'. I just think.....'where's my bloody presents.......need to start drinking again' (to relieve my headache from chrimbo eve.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.
“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office
“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
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