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J. What's the secret of butter? A. No don't worry you'll spread it
J. What do you call a spider with no legs? A. A raisan
J. Why did the idiot burn his ear? A. He was listening to the match
J. What relation is a doorstep to a doormat? A. Step-farther
- My friend spent a fortune on deodrants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway!
-My auntie Edna is so fat, my uncle Eddie has to stand up each morning to see if it's daylight!
-I never foget a face but in your case i'll make an exception!
-Don't look out of the window Lavinia, people will think it's halloween.
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