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Off Season- Pretentious crap masquerading as Indie horror.
Cursed- Kevin Williamson script. Christina Ricci's interesting variation on good acting. Stale werewolf lore with no new insights. A delightful crap sundae with all the fixins.
The Last Horror Movie- PoMo metacinematic pseudoart at its most nauseating.
American Psycho 2- Removing every trace of Brett Easton Ellis presence and adding William Shatner. What a judgment call.
Boogeyman- More epileptic than scary. A combination of It and They with less insight than either of its pronominally titled forefathers.
Amityville Horror Remake- see the thread for my particular qualms.
Red Eye- Oh no, somebody wants to kill the secretary of homeland security! Maybe we'll be able to piss without security cameras. Spoooooky.
Cheerleader Massacre-Not much massacring. Not much cheerleading. Fans of Bring it On AND Texas Chainsaw Massacre will be disappointed. What the hell were these people thinking by rationing the violence and nudity in a film that could only POSSIBLY be propelled by these two things. My Dinner with Andre is more sexy and exciting.
Midnight Mass- Sexy goth S and M vampires are harassed by boring humans that feed on postmodern angst far more often than you see the vampires feeding on blood.
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