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Leave it to you silly gals to come with "rules" for drinking...
Here's my three "rules for drinking".
1. Don't wear a nice shirt because shit is most likely going to get spilled on it.
2. Don't bring my cell phone because I don't want to make phone calls I'll regret.
3. Have someone strong nearby to carry me when I need carrrying.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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