[novakru]

I am going to pass along some words of wisdom from an experienced party girl for the young chicks ,seeing as it is Friday.

And also a funny.

Advice:Keep an eye on your drink at all times,never let a Boy/s go fetch your beer.
Lift that drink/bottle like your going to belt it,but only take a sip and only when said Boy/s are watching.
After 5 sips ,go to the bathroom and toss it down the toilet.
Drink water(bring a water bottle of your OWN)in between drinks
Come out and repeat.
Always eat,especially bread products(it absorbs the alcohol)
It's no longer 'cute' to play the "Im not hungry game".
You get a buzz but not drunk,and your skin stays nice and non-sotted.

Always make sure you have a good friend watching your back and vice-versa.

Now,here's your funny: