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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Ever get so hung over that basic motor functions just fuckin' elude you? I'm in one of those right now.
I guess that's why they say hindsight's 20/20. Ugh.
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That happens to me when I'm NOT hungover lol...
About a month ago, I fell asleep on my sofa watching TV. I'm 6'5 so I don't totally fit on this thing either. I woke up and went to go to bed....
I push myself up off the couch and step foward onto...A DEAD ASLEEP LEG! This thing was dead as f*cking disco. I managed to lock my knee so I didn't fall face first, but instead just tipped over and BOOM! Right onto my coffee table--long way down. I was about 235lbs at the time and I can't imagine how I didn't go right through the table. But I just kinda laid there for a few while my cats laughed at me.
So be glad you're hungover, at least you have a decent excuse.