Sara, do know know Mickey? Are you two related? Cuz I sold that guy a gun like, 4 days ago and he said he'd pay me back in Confederate War bonds... So I get the bonds and I try to buy four minutes of public airtime (to spout my nazi propoganda) and it turns out the fuckin' Civil War ended!
So if you see Mickey, throw a bottle at him.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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