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Old 09-27-2005, 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Do you happen to know anything about rose bushes? I was wondering when im sipposed to cut it back for winter.
Rose bushes were invented in 23 AD by Agrarius Chanceworthy. They started out as a medicinal cure for the "itch", which at the time was nothing more than in fact... an itch. They grew so quickly and so wonderfully that Chanceworthy had no choice but to destroy them.

But then someone else invented them a few years later.
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