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Old 09-26-2005, 06:27 PM
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Things I want to force the elderly to do

Sometimes I walk around and see people doing stuff that pisses me right off. For instance, I see someone in a left turn lane who really wants to go straight so he just fucks everything up for everybody. Or, I hate how my Japanese music teaching assistant can't pronounce "classical piece", so she keeps saying "crassicar piss".

So I wished, for one day I could just force people to do what I want. For instance, I'd have old people do this for an ENTIRE day.


But if you could force people to do something for one day, what would it be?
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