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Old 09-26-2005, 09:09 AM
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I guess this has been around for a while and it's kind of a cult classic now, I figured somebody here would have seen it. Apparently this is a quote from it.

Guy: Is that your little girl there?
Lady: Yeah, stay away from her.
Guy: Don't get too attached to her. In about fifteen minutes, she's gonna stab you to death with a gardening tool.
Lady: What kind of tool?
Guy: Hand-spade. And then she's gonna eat your leg. Gross!
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