Dude, a remake of The Fog can't work nowadays. The original had an actual storyline, and today's audiences don't want a story, they want spooks and jump scares. Fog is NOT going to scare them. Ghost pirates are NOT going to scare them. This movie's gonna tank, which is stupid cuz those executives need to at least figure out which remakes will work for modern audiences.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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