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Dammit, I'm too late! Aw, I'm never gonna hear the end of this...
Happy Burfday, MM!! You special, special lady, you! I sacrificed thirteen virgin (I had to check to make sure) goats in your honor and they're stacked on the I88 expressway in Chicago. Hope you got lots of goodies and big sloppy kisses from everyone you know!
Uh, what else... what else...
Ooh, I got it. The only "horror" around here is your age! Oh shit, no that's bad... don't say that. Okay, how bout this... Happy burfday, m'lady!
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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