Christy, are you named after that girl who worked at Dip N' Dots that I asked for a cup o chocolate and she gave me a cup full of these stupid brown ball bearings? I wanted ice cream, not pebbles... Ice Cream of the future my ass, this is the present and I want my fuckin' ice cream!
So if you're named after her I'm gonna punch you in the belly til' you start spittin' out bits...
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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