Here's one:
"I got a little story tell me what you think:
Moses used to sniff the lines,
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes,
Mary used to get undone,
Yeah, Jesus rode a harley davidson."
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"The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"
"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town"
"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes"
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