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Old 09-16-2005, 12:17 PM
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its not up to the national authority to solve the problem. It starts at the local level and then goes up from there.

IMO I wouldnt depend on the gummit to do a damn thing. Like I have said before, ever deal with the gummit for anything????

Subject: Yes Mr. Gummit I need help.

Gummit: OK fill out this form in triplicate, then go stand in that line over there.

Subject: I dont have a pen.

Gummit: The line to fill out a form to get a pen is over there.

Subject: How do I fill out a form to get a pen if I dont have one to fill it out??

Gummit: Sir dont take that tone with me. I am going to lunch. Back in 2 hours.
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