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I would rob the National Treasury in D.C. and plan for months how to get in and out without trippin any alarms..I would steal something worthless but prized-like Abe Lincoln's pipe he smoked before he got shot. Then on my way out I would "accidently" shoot the snot nosed senior tour guide and wait till everybody cleared out and the FBI would be called out,all lined up on the steps...I would act like I was about to surrender,then pull out a small pistol and get shot a few million times.
Then they would write all kinds of articles about what and why an how I did what I did,always with the unanswerable question"Why did she steal a PIPE??"
Last edited by novakru; 09-13-2005 at 01:04 PM.
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