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Broomstick battles and my hatred of the Dance Team
Me and my roommates were watching TV and drinking some Red Stripe (I'm trying non-pussy beer) when we heard all this stomping and clomping from our ceiling, along with really heavy bass. Not being confrontational myself, my roommate banged at the ceiling with a broomstick.
About 5 minutes later, these three "portly" (to say the least) girls come banging on our door saying that they're on the dance team and they're practicing their "routines".
Now I don't wanna have to keep banging on the ceiling with a broomstick two or three times a day, and I don't wanna have to listen to Fat Joe booming through the walls. Any ideas? (kidnapping and murder don't count as "ideas")
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