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well i have nothing against you and i am a peaceful guy so i wouldnt kill anybody
but if i were to hypothetically kill you in my imagination, i would get four blenders, two power drills and an electric extension panel (those things where u can plug a lot of appliances in using only one powerpoint). i would tie u up, put each hand and foot in a blender, and tie the blender to ur hands and feet with rope. i would stab a power drill in each of ur kidneys. then i would plug each appliance into the power switch using the panel . i would count backwards from 10 and flip the powerswitch ON, and leave it on.
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your dependence on hardware really amuses me, Bough. ive been dropped into the kalahari desert with no more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherman lemons, and i still made it to bulawayo before ramadan.
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