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Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I didn't write it, I just read it.
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You didn't happen to go to a Catholic grade school, did ya?
I had to learn that shit backwards and forwards, here's a fun story about the Bible.
Apparently according to the Bible, the Earth actually isn't round, its more of a snowglobe shape. Below it is Hell, past the little glass casing is where Heaven and "God's touch" are.
So in our Religion class back in grade school, we were talking about it with our teacher, and some one said, "But we've had people go into space and photograph the Earth, we know its round. The Earth is round."
Our teacher said, "The Lord works in mysterious ways. Go to the principal's office."