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Jaws 5: Run Motherfucka, Run!
Basically, I think Jaws should take a hint from "Tremors". When the monster can't do something, evolve it to be able to. In Tremors 77, the Grabboids sprouted legs, and I think even eyes. Whereas in the first movie, the worms were confined to underground and wherever they popped up, plus they couldn't see.
So, in taking this idea in mind, the shark in Jaws 5 should be mutated from nuclear waste, and be able to walk on land and chase after his victims. And maybe talk...I recommend the voice of Pee Wee Herman.
BTW: If I'm going to mention Tremors, I might ask (in this thread or any other) if anyone's seen the straight-to-video, brand new Prequel of Tremors? I don't know what it's called, but I'm thinking the title starts with "Tremors".
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