[DarkwingMantis]

Davincis Notebook

Irish Drinking song

Gather round ye lads and lasses site ye for awhile
And Harken to me mournful tail about the emerald Isle
Lets all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And raise our voice in another Irish Drinking Song

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox
Me Brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box
Me other brother in the troubles met with his demise
Me sister has forever closed her smilin Irish Eys

Chorus
Now everybodies Died
So Untioll our tears are dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll Dance and sing and fight untill
The early morning light
Then we'll throw up pass out wake up and then go drinking once again

Ken was killed in Kilikinese
and Claire She died in Clair
Tim the Temporary died up in the Dairy Aire
Shanon jumped into the river Shanon back in June
Ernie feel into the Urn and Tom is in the Tomb

Cleanlyness is godlyness me Uncle Pat would sing
he broke his neck a slippin on a bar of Irish Spring
O'Grady he was 80 though his bride was just a Pup
He died upon the honeymoon when she got his Irish Up

(chours repeat)

Joe murphy fought with Riley near the Cliffs of Olsterneen
He took out his shilailee and he stabbed him in the spleen
My Crazy uncle Mike thought he was a leprechaun
But infact hes just a leper and his arms and legs are gone
When Timmy Johnson broke his neck it was a crying shame
He wasnt really Irish, but he went to Notre Dame
Macnamara crossed the street and by a bus was hit
But he was just a scottsman so nobody gave a shit

(repeat Chorus)

Me Drunken Uncle Brendon tried to drive homme from the bar.
The road rose up to meet him when he fell out of his car
Irony is what befell me great grand uncle sam
He chocked upon the very last Potato in the land
Conner lived in Olstertown, he usedto smuggle arms
Until the british killed him and cut off his lucky charms
And Dear old father Flannigan, he left the lords employ
Drunk on sacrimental wine beneath the altar boy

(repeat chorus)

*slower and melodic)


Some day soon Ill leave this world of Painand toil and SIn
The lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin
Me only wish is when the savior comes for me and you......



(faster now)

He Kills the Cast of Riverdance
AND MICHAEL FLATELY TOO

(repeat chorus one last time)