1. Orlando Bloom... You couldn't pay me enough money to sleep with this cat.
2. Shrub...aka Bush
3. Ashcroft (Ass-croft)
4. Penelope Cruz (can't act her way out of a wet paper bag)
5. Seconding Arioch et al 's Anyone who makes it in the biz on looks or tit size, not talent (see Orlando Bloom).
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